You plan all your events to stay with them
A selfie without your cat isn't really a selfie
You Instagram account looks like this:
You never forget their birthday:
You went to Santa's house to make them happy
You let them sleep on your keyboard because they're soooo cute!
You take care of them like they're your kid
You don't need any other cat, or person, it's just the both of you
You give them anything they want
And you take them everywhere
"How to talk to your cat" is on your nightstand
They choose what you watch on TV
What's yours, is theirs
You love the way they can sleep anywhere
You would never shame them
You know all cats are cool... just not as much as yours!
